IN TODAY'S GAZETTE: A MAN suffered serious injuries after being stabbed in a lane in Fordham Heath.

A man has been arrested on suspicion of attempted murder.

* Cheeky Jack Gargrave is selling tattoo space on his bottom in a charity auction.

The father-of-two is raising money for St Helena Hospice by allowing the highest bidder to complete the sentence 'I love...'.

* A former soldier has criticised the courts after being jailed for "jokes" about rioting in Colchester.

* Second-in-command of Essex County Fire and Rescue Service Gordon Hunter has retired suddenly following allegations of gross misconduct.

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